Well, mostly former counter monkey. Fire away. There are no stupid questions. Well, there are, but I guarantee I've heard ones 10x as stupid.
Need a leopard print case to carry a 9mm HiPoint Glock 40 blaster with ebay beams? And a new mag for a no-name gun that hasn't been made for 35 years? They'll be on the truck next week.
Just got out of prison? Smell like Cheech & Chong were your Lyft drivers for the ride over? Forgot your ID? Bad news, buddy.
Got a new gun? By all means, please whip it out and show everyone.
Best friends with the owner? Sweet, me too! I forget my friends names all the time too, special discount!