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Author Topic: Jokes (Things That Just Don't Go Together)  (Read 2695 times)

Offline Uncle Buck

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Jokes (Things That Just Don't Go Together)
« on: July 15, 2011, 10:54:24 AM »
1.  Go into Walmart and when the door greeter asks how they can help you, tell him you want to know where the ammo and anti-depressants are.

2.  Suggest they start selling hacksaw blades in the shotgun display case.


So, What are some of the things that just don't go together when it comes to guns?  Lets have your inputs.

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Jokes (Things That Just Don't Go Together)
« on: July 15, 2011, 10:54:24 AM »

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Offline SharpsShooter

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Re: Jokes (Things That Just Don't Go Together)
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2011, 09:21:33 PM »
Lures and beer go together just fine but ammo and alcohol can get you some mighty funny looks.

Orange spray paint?

A Lone Ranger mask?

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Offline Uncle Buck

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Re: Jokes (Things That Just Don't Go Together)
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2011, 10:16:19 AM »
Walk in to any store wearing the Lone Ranger Mask and ask where the firearms are?  Where is the spray paint?


Yes, I could see some puzzled looks.

Offline masfonos

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Re: Jokes (Things That Just Don't Go Together)
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2011, 11:13:03 AM »
Any combination of firearm related things, duct tape, rope, lime, shovels, etc could be funny until you get a visit from the store manager (and/or the law) :o